Barking Up the Chocolate Tree
Psst, come in close; I've got a secret for you. Yes, it's true I'm a California girl, a place where fresh produce abounds, and Alice Waters is the gastronomical mother of us all. And if you've been reading this blog for awhile, you know that now I have moved to New York City, great big city, great big food. But my mother is from South Dakota...land of presidents carved into mountainsides, motorcycle-riding festivals, Jell-o salads, and casseroles. So I guess you could say, I have a bit of white trash in me...and I mean that in only the kindest of terms.And with this white trash culture, comes white trash cuisine. Last night I may have been munching on a salad of arugula, dates, and blood oranges, but last week, it was all about homemade chocolate bark made with-- hold onto your hats-- soda crackers. I guess you could say it's a culinary dichotomy; a little bit of the good, mixed in with the bad, gives you light, salty-sweet chocolate bark.
I went to a holiday party last week (yes, I realize it is January, but better late than never) at a kindred spirit's house, a girl with a similar background, but more so-- her mother was once Miss North Dakota! She passed around a tray of this bark, that looks very much like English Toffee, adorned with a sprinkling of pecans. Everyone loved it. And I couldn't get enough of the crispness, swathed in a caramel-like concoction, and the salty-sweet combination that has become so popular in baking now a days. She told me that the bark was not purchased at some tony sweet shop, that she had made it; and then she gave me the secret ingredient. Soda crackers! I was both enamored and aghast. But the recipe sounded familiar. My friend said that the recipe came from North Dakota, where it's widely known about, and constantly made.I dashed home, and poured through a family cookbook, and there the recipe was-- soda cracker cookies. I couldn't believe the brief list of ingredients, and how simple it was to make. Simply boil one cup of packed brown sugar, and one cup of butter for 2-3 minutes on the stove. Ready a lipped baking sheet, by lining with foil, and grease with a light film of vegetable oil. Pour the mixture over a single layer of soda crackers. The mixture should cover between 40-48 crackers. Bake the crackers in a preheated 375 degree oven, until the cracker begin to float on top of the syrup, about 5-10 minutes. Meanwhile melt one bag of milk chocolate chips (about 2 cups) in the microwave. When the crackers come out of the oven, pour the chocolate over, then sprinkle with some finely chopped nuts. I used pecans. Let the pan cool, and harden in the fridge if you're impatient, on the counter if you're not. Then break into manageably sized pieces, and heartily gobble up.
I can be a bit of a food snob. No canned vegetables, no casseroles, and I thought, no recipes that called for soda crackers or cracker crumbs. But maybe I will have to rethink that last rule. Because apparently people in the middle of this country have it going on.




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